Protoclown,
I enjoyed that a lot. Just last night I caught the tail end of it on one of the movie channels but had to turn it off and have a couple of shots of tequila when the world music beat of the furry convention hug fest started. I also thought Bib Fortuna and the Twyleks were interesting.
For me the movie's most memorable moment was the awesome revelation that
Darth Vader-
was actually....
-Uncle Fester!
Vader-
-Fester
Vader-
-Fester!
....and I remember the terrible dawning realization throughout that the "third" Star Wars movie was
sucking and that I was going to have to face my grief in the cold light of day- appropriately enough Mount Saint Helens had blown up while we were watching it and when we came out of the theater in Olympia WA it looked like an A-bomb had gone off..
. and we took comfort in that!
***a moment of silence for a shattered childhood dream***
Also, I cannot thank you enough for the Dead Ewok GIF, I will treasure it always. If you don't mind I might like to make it a bit smaller and use it as a forum sig. The ewoks were an abomination unto God and Man. Sadly the original
Star Wars and
The Empire Strikes Back are the only true gems in a cheap plastic crown of zirconiums.
By the way, I noticed you mentioned that you have an "..unhealthy interest in green-skinned girls..." There is absolutely nothing wrong with that-
It's perfectly healthy to be attracted to the exotic-
Perfectly-
healthy...
I have to go now.