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Originally Posted by bigtimecow
oh yeah? PRONOUNCE CTHULHU
I FUCKING DARE YOU
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I did, but then I saw the full moon (well, it's full in my area now) begin to crack and bleed. I felt like there were a millions souls that suddenly screamed out in pain and... suddenly stopped. My hair stood on end as my vision clouded over and I could not STOP seeing "Coyote Ugly" for a second time, but every third frame was the Goatse pic. After a week and half of ONLY being able to see "GoatseUgly", my vision cleared and I saw soccer moms legislating cigarette smokers then drive huge gas-guzzling, pollution spewing volcanos-on-wheels. I saw LAME BANDS!!!! Bands so lame they only play in malls. Bands so lame they only play in malls and sing about Jesus and throw bibles into the crowd and then lure young Christian girls into the men's bathroom and ruthlessly "deflower" them anally while making them eat urinal puck.
But then, I pronounced the Tetragrammaton and everything reverted back to its previous state. Whew.
So does anyone want to hire a Christian rock band? We do birthday parties.