[Zomboid]

LAST NIGHT my good roommate and I decide to meet some friends at a bar across town, so we drink and order a cab. Nerdo is playing on his computer and I assume he's going to try to come along. BUT BUT BUT good roommate and I start making fun of him and he gets angry. When suggesting that he gets better weapons, he yells IT'S NOT THAT EASY!!!!! I saw him die so I called him a noob, which was great because he got right pissed off. Eventually the cab comes and he tells me that it's here, as he sits back down to play on his computer. Good roommate and I cautiously grab our jackets and shoes, watching nerd roommate the entire time to see if he plans on coming. He doesn't!!! A night free of this fucking wet blanket was great and I felt just fucking wonderful.