[Fathom Zero]

I know a short, fat, red-haired girl that wears a tie casually and sunglasses all the time. She shouts weird things and makes signs in the air. I'm usually uncomfortable about it. She loves Daft Punk, but doesn't know who Kraftwerk is.

Then there was this fugly, self-professed furry bastard would quote Futurama without rhyme or reason. I think he used the following logic: He likes Futurama. People like Futurama. By the transitive property, people like him. NAWT.

Then there are those morbid bastards that think Poe is the greatest thing since sliced bread. They usually sulk away after I give them God's grace. There was a guy that killed himself because he "wanted to see the other side." I can't believe I'm lumped into the same category as them. GET HAPPY.

People try SOOOOO hard. Luckily there are a group of individuals that I can hang around with. It's weird, too, because we are the Academic Team. Every other academic team is made up of some of the aforementioned kinds of people. I definitely know we have more convictions.

Speaking of which, we had a meet today at this rich, pious school, Macarthur. Miss America graduated from it. Anyway, we lost. Bad. The other group got the topic "Books of the Bible" and we got bombed. To reciprocate, we took driver's ed posters back with us.