[Schimid]

From about the age of 5 - 16, I totally was that guy!

Up until not that long ago I was an absolutely horrible compulsive liar. Though I never said I had OUTRAGEOUS SEXUAL ANTICS or anything, I often claimed that I had read EVERY Goosebump book to all of my friends, and used to be from Texas, oh wait, no, Miami, oh no, California. The claims I made became less and less relevant as I got older, but I can still vouch for the fact that I was a giant douchebag!

I feel like I've grown out of it, you should visit him in a few years (if he's not too busy sexing the ladies) :O