Anyone remember those old commercials when the Genesis first came out with the two guys dressed up as a Sega and a Nintendo controller? I remember one of them was like "MY D-PAD HAS ALL DIRECTIONS" and the other guy, in the most forlorn voice ever, was all "Well I just have the standard up-down-left-right D-Pad

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Keep in mind that I was like 4 years old but it's the earliest video game commercial I remember.