[zeldasbiggestfan]

My friend Cezareo, who is Asian and this guy says he is too although he is black and looks nothing like someone from Japan, is STALKED by this creepy ass mofo named Jeff (the black guy). So, today I was standing with him and this girl Jessica. Jeff comes out and I'm like "Oh shit, here we go." So I tell him and his eyes get all wide. So Jessica thinks fast and grabs onto Cezareo and tells Jeff to fuck off because they were dating and she hated him. Fuck, he goes to me. Greeeaaat. So he babbles about how he's in martial arts and can speak Japanese and AMERICAN. He said he spoke AMERICAN. Dumbass.

So Jessica gives up the act finally, and he eventually says, "I could speak Japanese" so I ask him to saw a few words. Here's his response. "I lived there for 10 years but I forgot it all. Sorry."

"You never fucking spoke Japanese, you fucker."

He walked away. Cezareo sighed, Jessica laughed, and I just wanted to cry.

Fucking anime-fags dude, I swear to god.