[MetalMilitia]

Drinking absynth is really a very foolish thing to do.

Last time I drank something of comparable strength (I believe it was some kind of 160% proof corn based alcohol) I came to the ill-founded conclusion that I could not only break dance, but do it skillfully enough that a large group of people would appreciate watching it.

Needless to say it didn't quite conform to the mental image I had of myself throwing some radical shapes while a circle of keen onlookers gave me mad props.