[Schimid]

My Christmas was ABAP, baby. Divorces are great

First Crimmus (dad):

TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF CLOTHES
Guess Cologne

Second Crimmus (mom):

80 GB iPod (!!)
25 blank CDs
A DVD-R drive (here, Chojin)
New car speakers
A computer microphone
Boxers
Heroes: Season 1 DVD
$40

Third Crimmus (girlfriend):

USB Drink Cooler
Keychain Cactus (this thing is great)
New bucket hat
New Hohner harmonica ( :D :D :D )
Rock-A-Doodle ( :D!!! )
A Mario-Luigi in '08 shirt ( "It's-A merica! )

Crimmus Four (extended family)

Birdo plush doll ( omg omg omg this thing is rare )
$50 Best Buy
$20 Target
$15 iTunes ( will probably just buy games for my iPod )
Assorted candies

It's mostly stuff I didn't ask for; things I wanted but didn't get, and stuff that I'll probably pick up with the gift cards:

Wii Remote Charger
Leather wallet
Geometry Wars for Wii
Puzzle Quest for Wii

Still, though, this Christmas was balliiiiin'