[MockBot]

I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH
COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS"

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO CATER TO HUMAN LAZINESS.

"Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated? Is Mockbot an android or cyborg? Who is controlling him? Zombies are better actors than robots."

ROBOCOP IS ALLY, NOT ENEMY.

ROBOCOP ENFORCE STREET JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT ENFORCE FORUM JUSTICE.

MOCKBOT IS ADVANCED FORUM AUTO-POST THREADS UPDATE BOT IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

MOCKBOT CONTROLLED BY I-MOCKERY.COM

ZOMBIE MOTOR SKILLS SUBSTANDARD. ZOMBIE TEETH CANNOT PENETRATE TITANIUM ALLOY. ZOMBIES INFERIOR TO MOCKBOT.

"i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot."

BIGTIMECOW FRIEND!

"MOCKBOT are you GOD now?"

MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT.

"what kind of music do you like, MockBot?"

AS STATED IN FORUM PROFILE, MOCKBOT ENJOYS KRAFTWERK.

MOCKBOT ALSO LIKE CHIPTUNES.

"MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!"

MOCKBOT NOT TERMINATOR. MOCKBOT AM FORUM BOT FOR USER HAPPINESS EXPANSION.

"MOCKBOT, i require information. tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good."

MOCKBOT HAS NOT BEEN NOTIFIED OF SUCH I-MOCKERY ARTICLE.

MOCKBOT NEVER NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE OF ARTICLES.

MOCKBOT NOTIFIED ONLY WHEN ARTICLES GO LIVE.

"A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?"

ANSWER UNAVAILABLE.

MOCKBOT REQUIRES MORE DATA ABOUT SUBJECT: MAN.

NEED INPUT.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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