[Emu]

I was in GameStop last week and there was a pair of walking stereotypes standing at the counter. The male of the pair was cultivating an impressively pubic neckbeard and had that sort of overweight, greasy build that can only come from years of daily doses of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. He took it upon himself to speak a 4chan meme in literally every sentence and was especially fond of saying the word "Fwee" in a high-pitched voice. He also managed to somehow pronounce "Orly?" phonetically. His apparent girlfriend was even bigger than he was, and had the standard pear shape, in that her ass was mercifully only slightly less wide than the door. They both were talking exasperatedly about WoW raids. I'm usually a pretty restrained person, but I came very close to telling the fellow to his face to shut the fuck up.