[Schimid]

These are in no order, my hate is as impartial as a mother's love.

Bart vs. The Space Mutants - I spent so long playing this game as a kid, and I FINALLY got to the second level and got sucked up by the wet cement over and over and over and over.

Altered Beast - It's one of those games that I feel like I'd really like if it just controlled a little better. Every single time I play the game I forget that a crouching kick goes vertical, and every single time I am OUTRAGED.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Fuck this game and if you like it, fuck you. I know tons of people that like and own this game, and I don't understand why. It's the most frustrating thing I've ever played.

Silent Hill 4: The Room - I'm a really big fag for the Silent Hill series, so when I realized that the second half of the game is a giant escort mission, I was pissed. When I realized that there were FLAMING SEETHING GHOSTS that you couldn't kill, I was pissed. And during a particularly painful sequence in which you had to escort a badly injured woman up a haunted escalator, I threw my controller into my wall.

Any Old-School FPS - Doom, Quake, Marathon, pretty much anything. I realize I didn't exactly grow up with it, but all of the textures look exactly the same and I end up either getting lost or sick or bored before I even finish a level.

I'd also like to add a special achievement award for any video game community ever, as I hate each and every last one of them.

EDIT - By the way, fuck you guys, that Sub-Zero game was awesome.