[mburbank]

52.) "Works at a stupid museum because he could not get a job anywhere where money had to be made. Has a child reported that occurred because of mercy sex."

53.) "Some whiny little ho-bag didn't want to be on a cruise so she writes a couple of terrorist-type letters in hope to get the ship to return early so she can see her boyfriend."

54.) "I am probably one of the biggest metal fans around, but ya know, even though Ozzy truly loves his kids, he is a lax fucking discipliner."