[JediScum]

Turtle frappe? nice.

You like it. You know what's in it. Make it at home. DUH.

I like Black Coffee Iced. no cream, no sugar, no caramel, no frenchie foo-foo semen globs.... BLACK COFFEE... COLD!

And it's amazing how people will FUCK THAT UP!

I give them specific instructions. "You see that 24 ounce cup? Fill it half-full with ice. Now fill it to a 1/4 inch of the brim with Coffee!"

"Our House Blend or De-caf?"

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Presented with only 2 options, most baristas will fuck it up.