[Spruce Moose]

I used to be great with Mewtwo. His moves are an absolute nightmare to wield, but they dealt great damage, and his screwy style fucked with people's heads.

Then I didn't play Smash for a long time.

Now I have new friends who play it all the time, but I can't recapture the ridiculous timing necessary to dominate with Mewtwo. And now nobody believes me. And I don't think I'll ever get that handle on that summabitch again.

Or maybe the people I was beating with Mewtwo just sucked, and I've been wrong all along. It's a drag either way.