Donkey Kong was BY FAR the best in the original. When we played I was never allowed to be Donkey Kong ("Moratorium on Donkey Kong!" everyone screamed at me when I tried to be the blue Donkey Kong, cause blue is the best).
In the original, besides with Donkey Kong, I could kick all your asses with Ness, Fox and Jigglypuff.
And Robo, if that wasn't a "Brave New World" (Only fags underline

) reference, then you've got some explaining to do.
