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we got a whole shitload of promo rockstar drinks at work. i was amazed at how fucking BIG they are - the only time i ever usually see cans that big is for holding tramp's beer. i guess rockstar are just catering for another type of vulnerability.

in-between the shitty sugar-free ones i found some half-juice ones, i don't know if they're the same as what you're talking about (they've got reddy/orange cans) but i need one every morning now to get into gear. manipulative fuckers.