When I was in Thailand I got some pizza with some Old Englanders. The pizza was like soggy bread with spaghetti-o juice and they were raving about how delicious it was. Also, they had a fried egg put on theres. I never went out to eat with them again after one laughed at me and explained for a good thirty minutes about how ignorant I am for saying 'bayzil' instead of 'bazzil'. All of these things lead me to believe MetalMilitia is telling the truth!
