[Sethomas]

Black truffles? I figured you were talking about a Pizza Hut or Quiznos franchise or something.

"Yeah, would you like grated truffle on your meatball sub? Normally a few scratches of this would be worth more than your credit card balance, but the kindly people to whom we give the food you don't eat rewarded us with it. Err, forget I said that. You just happen to deserve it!"

Seriously, what the shit.