he does have a black eye with a cut because he was standing on a chair eating his dad's birthday cake and the chair tipped over and he whacked himself somehow. we ended up in the emergency room AND HEY STYLISH GUY SHUT UP. I'M ALLOWED TO BEAT MY KID IF I WANT TO. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO FALL DOWN.
SO I GAVE HIM A BLACK EYE TO REMEMBER THAT IF FALLS AGAIN THAT IS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
to the rest of you: thanks. he's fucking brilliant right now. he calls me FARTICUS and can count to 50.