[Sethomas]

I just prepared some pre-made Indian food. Some kind of gravy with kidney beans or something in it. I eat Indian food fairly frequently and I honestly cannot name a single dish I like off-hand, I just don't pay attention to its nomenclature.

Anyways, it came in a vacuum-sealed pouch nestled in a cardboard box. On the cardboard box was an unflattering picture of the gravy substance in a bowl beside a super-imposed image of a mildly attractive (by Western beauty standards reflecting upon an "exotic" features) woman in traditional subcontinental garb. I guess it was her function to inform the less culturally nuanced members of foreign markets that "this product is typically eaten by people who look like this". Maybe they also wished to convey an idea such as, "eat this product, and girls of our culture who look like this will fuck you."

Anyways, my parents are probably coming to visit tomorrow and I can totally picture my mom asking me, in all seriousness, if I bought the box of Indian food just because of the picture of the girl on it. That made me think, "yeah, I bought this bean gravy so I could masturbate."

The thoughts in my head progressed along to something along the lines of making a YouTube video talking about how I bought the bean gravy so I could masturbate. It would show me lustily looking at the image on the box, then I would make some comment about not being to control myself. I'd then pull out my dick, remove the contents of the box, and proceed to fuck the bean gravy itself inside the vacuum-sealed pouch (so as to provide form). I could offer up-to-the-moment commentary about the degree of sensation I was getting from all the spices, and I'd talk about how the burning I felt was releasing endorphins to enhance my experience.

I don't think YouTube would allow that, however.

Discuss.