[jared]

Naow don't be thinkin' you're unshaveable Tadao, 'cause I gots a special razor with your name on it and you'll be so shaved the wind will make a forcefield all about you and global warming won't even know you exist anymore; it'll be real cold for ya, but you won't care cause you're just so damned smooth that the ladies have all turned away from warming the globe to warmin your globes--your fine collection of genuine Dennis Hopper snowglobes--yes, Tadao, that's the shavin' I gots for you.