[Sethomas]

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet. I guess its adorable idiosyncrasy is called a "skin bridge". Some sites describe it as "extremely rare", others as "extremely common". I even saw pictures of people with my idea of exploiting it with performance-enhancing decoration, although none were nearly as ambitious as mine.

Staring at medical-setting pictures of penises wasn't the best way to spend the past half an hour. But, maybe I can finally convince myself that I'm not The Chosen One, or if I am it's not because of my penis.

This is worth chatting about, so I will NOT consider putting this in Loveline.