My Dads 50th I cant remember the speeches or the cake or how i fell unconcious into a bark garden or how i got a cut above my eye (its either falling into garden or playfighting with my dads friends) or the fact i was thrown into the beer bath filled with half melted ice.
Dammed homebrew bourbon and vodka. The worse part was going back to mums the next day and explaining how i got the cut, or the fact there was a rugby game the next morning (my dads family is obsessed with it) and plus my massive hangover.