[Pentegarn]

I'll never forget my worst drunk experience. About ten years ago, a friend dragged to a club where they had a two dollar cover charge and all the Bud Lite you could possibly could drink for free. As if telling me all the beer you can drink wasn't bad enough, this club was some sort of dominatrix club. Me being so young in those days, I had never seen anything like that, so of course, I was mortified. After being there for about ten minutes or so, I see a guy smacking some woman on the ass repeatedly with a nine-tailed whip. At that point I decide since I am stuck there (my friend was my ride home) the only cure was to drink until I could not see or comprehend what was going on around me. After what was around my 15th to 20th free beer, I lost total track of everything going on. The only things I remembered that night was trying to drink salsa because I thought it was a shot and someone stopping me, and vomiting repeatedly.

The next day I was quite hungover (and I am pretty sure I was hit pretty heard with alcohol poisoning.) I promised a friend I would go to the mall that day with him, so being a man of my word I went with a massive headache and extreme nausea. The whole experience caused me to rethink how much I drink socially though, so I got that much out of the awful experience.