[Pub Lover]

Much like the wonderful Glow, I don't remember the worst or the first. I suspect the worse was in the eight months after failing my A Levels. Deciding that my life wasn't going anywhere near to where I planned, I moved back in with my parents, enrolled at Bridgwater College for a Btec (a qualification for stupids) in Computer Engineeering, & decided that, as being mostly sober didn't help me, I'll be mostly drunk. From that point until I was arrested in Norwich for being Drunk & Incapable at 2 in the afternoon, I was drinking before & after every class. I had the highest test scores of the entire course.