[Pub Lover]

I like sucking boiled sweets but hate that I can't stop myself shattering them about the third of the way through as the shards stick between my loose fitting British teeth.

So I just spat the two-thirds finished sweet into my fresh & near boiling coffee & now it's making scary pinging noises & I'm not sure I want to try drinking it incase it explodes in my face like a lit firework.

Plus it would be a pretty bad story for explaining my badass face scarring.