[Zomboid]

I have a ton of really bad ones. I can't remember the first time though. One time that was particularly bad was when I had a party at my house and was drinking a lot of bacardi 151 (75%, I think). I ended up leaving my own party and going to a friend's place. I remember seeing everything extremely blurry and grasping on to the toilet. People kept trying to nurse me back to health and at one point someone suggested pickle juice. I drank a big bottle of it and puked like crazy. I stained my shirt and pants and eventually lost my grip on the toilet and fell back and hit my head on the tub.

Another time, some strippers went to a party at a friend's place after performing at the bar. I was really drunk and don't remember more than the first half of the show and so when we all went to the house to drink more, I was extremely pissed. At one point I drizzled on the front of my jeans and for some reason put a sock in my fly and zipped it shut to try to conceal it. Then I woke up and didn't remember anything until my friends slowly told me more. The next week I was looking through my phone and saw some videos that one of the strippers had recorded. They were of me being completely drunk and doing stupid shit. She was nice and kept hugging me and stuff which was weird considering there was urine on my pants.

When I was 15 or 16, there was a party out in the country for the grad class that year and I ended up drinking a lot and making out with like 3 female friends that I probably wouldn't normally do that with. I woke up in a camper the next morning and had no idea how I got there. I was still at the party and there was only like 15 people still there, but one of the bands that was playing needed to finish off a keg before returning it, so a few people came back and a bunch of us stayed and got sloppy drunk all day. At one point there was a snake coming out of a woodpile so I grabbed a sledgehammer and killed it, but I also hit a board that came up and hit me in the forehead, so I had a nice size gash that was leaking blood for the rest of the day.