[Sethomas]

Oooooooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooooh, oh,
HANGIN' TOUGH!

Guys, I started fencing again. I use a relatively uncommon épée grip because I'm a WILD AND CRAZY GUY. With all my fencing muscles being atrophied, today was the second time in the past four or so months that I practiced and I hurt a lot. But what hurt the most, I was surprised, was my weapon hand. Two hours of fencing with a Leon Paul carbon-fibre [sic] French grip makes your hand feel like you've been masturbating for at least six hours straight.

And I should know.