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first time getting drunk: freshman in college. vodka and coke. had to be driven back to the dorm so i could help a chick with her astronomy paper (we were partners), and panicked b/c i thought the chick at the next computer was going to tell everyone from my hometown that i was drunk and my parents would find out (me and that chick at the next comp were from the same town, obviously. i wasn't just super-paranoid or something.)

worst time getting drunk: sophmore year. went to a friend's birthday party and proceeded to drink gallons of frog punch b/c i didn't think i was drunk. this happened in the first week of school, and i spent the next year having people ask me "aren't you that girl who passed out at candy's party?"

i have no recollection of passing out.