[saltshakermaniac]

Geez Ive got a few good drunk storys, but I'll only meantion 2 that are realy noteworthy in my book.

Awhile ago I had a freind over at my old appartment, after a lilttle deliberation we decided to start drinking Captian Morgan Tattoo, Ive never been a fan of rum but this stuff was all right when mixed with Dr.Pepper, so we each end up drinking a 5th of it, from what i can rember he stumbled outside and ended up walking home, as for me it was the only time ive ever thrown up from drinking, i can remeber wakeing up latter on after i passed out because i was having a nighmare where i was playing Texas hold'em with Santa Claus and Jesus and they both kept calling me Bill. That was also the worst hangover ive ever had too.


The second story starts off with me drinking way too much Oberon and getting kicked out of a bar for being to loud. I walked back to my house (witch was only 5 blocks away) and i decied that i want to keep drinking so i start makeing Yagerbombs. After i drank the first one, i made another and just to add a little kick to it i put a shot of vodka in it, i started thinking to myself "Hmm not bad, i'll make another" . So i drank about 3 of those and then layed down on the couch and blacked out. When i came to it was 4 in the afternoon and i had cuts on my hands and the bathroom door had several fist sized holes in it.