[Dixie]

I have no recollection of my first time getting drunk.
Though the worst time is easy, it covers 3 days. The highlight: 1 1/2 days into the trip and into a drunken stupor I end up in the backstage/basement alone with a crackhead that I once considered a friend, and I had to babysit him for hours so he wouldn't start fights with other people coming in and out of the dressing rooms. Babysitting a 40some year old crackhead when you're drunk REALLLY sucks, especially when all you can think of is his wife and kids.