[Dr. Boogie]

Funny story: a guy at my old job said he had undergone ninja training as well. He talked about climbing over walls, throwing shuriken, and a bunch of other crap. Finally, I stopped him and asked if he could do that trick where he turns into a log and reappears elsewhere, and he said no. Then, I took every opportunity to surprise him with feints to the head. I think he caught one or two, but more than that accidentally hit him.

In short, we mocked him relentlessly for saying such a ridiculous thing. I wonder if that will happen here...