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It's a known fact that at least 78% of people have Asperger's syndrome. And at least 97% of those people are self-diagnosed. Unfortunately, there has been no litmus test to determine how many of these people have honest-to-god Asperger's syndrome.

Until now.

Now, normally I don't like linking to Encyclopedia Dramatica, but I was so moved by this poor man's story of finding true love that I felt it needed to be shared with the internet whenever possible.

I'll take some time to introduce you to the wonderful world of Chris-chan.

If you think you have Asperger's syndrome, compare your life to his and then kill yourself.

Some highlights that may or may not appear on the ED page (complements SomethingAwful internet detectives):

http://img.waffleimages.com/ca07810d...722a022a/6.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/d34e9cd1...cc94e55e/7.jpg

And don't forget to read the comic that he personally drew himself about how his dog ate a magic weed and turned into a Pokemon. They don't necessarily seem to be numbered in any particular order.
http://img.waffleimages.com/52f33036...2ebf9523/8.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ddf74317...01aafc45/9.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/bbb0f752...0b9d36d/11.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/1077a1ea...5c5d269/12.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/801aa244...5b776969/4.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ff8211cd...0041926/13.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/fce7831e...af2fadf/14.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/27b9b6ba...3282bab/15.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/8854b6f0...6f56fcb/16.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/fed016ac...90ad164/17.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/25197f0d...b7efb3d/18.jpg

I will admit that I am jealous of his game collection. But since it's mostly sonic games I'm only a little jealous.

And the comic that started it all: Christian's quest for true love. This comic is adapted from something that actually kind of happened.

http://img.waffleimages.com/3b646093...8c/sonichu.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/80ebf04e...4ea73a3e/2.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ee263c38...age_RBGxur.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ee263c38...age_RBGxur.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/37fe92a8...age_VcsNCe.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6c6aa47f...age_bCtiQr.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/88443c87...age_rm5TgE.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6843afb2...age_gGGZTu.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/32007dd4...age_Dj2cal.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/4e282caf...age_3wHP3u.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/e16b7fff...age_C8JkMw.jpg

You notice his eyes are always two different colors?
Part 2:

http://img.waffleimages.com/ba380c59...9197df3/20.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/d0a3337d...766181f/21.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6af026b4...dd3e406/22.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/865a4ee2...7325698/23.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/7b46faf2...225d29b/24.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/984774af...ba7fcca/25.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ad6ec41d...4e91664/26.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ddef3f00...2bd01b7/27.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/f3d5c87c...f6c22b2/28.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/8a616f5f...c00e904/29.jpg
^this one contains my favorite line out of any of them; try to guess which one it is!
http://img.waffleimages.com/592317c0...8aaac9e/30.jpg


And since I basically copied this dude's post I will give credit where credit is due:

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