[Zbu Manowar]

This guy is just a few years away from hiding out at a library as one of those people who are constantly online and about five hundred pounds, and who eventually marries an 89 year old woman and ends up killing her with a shovel before trying to take his own life via an overdose of horse laxative.

Then in prison he's raped constantly by the guards and ends up bitterly insane, just in enough time for a worldwide virus to ravage the world's populace and somehow make him drive a nuclear warhead into Las Vegas on an ATV and....well, then it gets REALLY weird.