Christ, I'm so glad GothicPoet isn't here anymore. Imagine if that BJ-cazed whackjob and this halfwitted poser got together.
But anyway, I'll write a poem for him.
Boath side of the story
One side is me
Black is all around
Black is all I see
Spikes, my neck
Pain, all the same
Mother, leave me alone
You never loved your daughter