[Terra]

Offer me a banana taco. Or a chocolate covered carrot stick. Or a guacamole ice cream cone.

No. Take those away and I'll be the typical caste iron c#nt (mustn't swear around the baby) that ever shoved your cojones back up into your body cavity.

You're not a girl, are you??

Otherwise I have female abuses for you.

I haven't been around here much so I don't know you new folks. But don't make me say mean things. I have to be nice now. For baby Mia, you know.