[Generator86]

Man, I've got to be honest. Seriously, you've got to forget about her. I know, I know, much easier said than done, okay? Been there, tried that, failed, drank, tried again, ad nauseum. You've gotta see that waiting around for her to make up her mind isn't doing you a god-damn bit of good, right?

But hey, taking relationship advice from me is more than likely one of the dumbest things you could do. I figure I've got to go through about two or three nasty break-ups before I even have enough authority on the subject to talk out of my ass.

Either way, best of luck and happy birthday. Have fun.