I'm going to claim the 2000th post of the Loveline forum.
And I'm also going to say that girls are mean, manipulative people who you talk to and are nice to you and then they make fun of you with their stupid girlfriends every afternoon without you knowing until you finally find out weeks later, and then they make fun of you to your face every chance they get when they see you.
At least that's how it was in 5th grade. :/