[Sethomas]

I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.