Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be
just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
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From:
Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
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I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!