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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
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Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
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From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
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I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!
I don't even know what prodigious means. Back in my day penis ads were simple, with words like "big" and "rod".
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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