[The One and Only...]

They say we need to invest in human capital. Old age is a testament to why we need to liquidate it.

No, seriously. At a certain point, I don't understand why people want to burden themselves with the pain of living and shatter their posterity's inheritance with medical bills. I'm not advocating euthanasia - one can choose to forego medical treatment instead of directly committing suicide - but with a clear head I think cutting down the elderly population has solid utilitarian grounds. Perhaps I'll have to wait to get it later in life.

Also, those stories are ridiculous.