i don't know if this applies or not, but when i heard it, it made me
, so...
a man walks in a drugstore and asks for directions to the tampons.
a few minutes later, he returns to the counter with a bag of cottonballs and a ball of string.
"didn't you ask about tampons earlier?" the clerk asked him.
"yes," the man replied. "when i sent my wife to the store yesterday for a carton of cigarettes, she brought me a tin of tobacco and a pack of rolling papers. 'it's cheaper this way,' she told me.
"then, today, she asks me to go to the store to buy her a box of tampons. and i figure, if i have to roll my own, so does she."