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Originally Posted by Sethomas
My problem with Georgia? Dreadfully smart Georgian girl I sorta-know (she's half Russian, I confess) went from jailbait stalker of mine to fantastic brainiac I lamented for her having stopped stalking me to girl I met for coffee on campus to celebrate her admission to U(C) to girl who decided she'd voice her desire to copulate with me once I'd left her state to girl for whom I made a "learning German" mix cd to girl who failed to reciprocate with a "learning Russian" mix cd to girl who now only tolerates my rare IMs on even rarer occasions.
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BRO SHOULDA TAPPED THAT SH*T BRO
How do you turn a single paragraph into a near-epic story of unrequited (maybe?) love that spans oceans that I've already read twice? Seriously man, write a damn book and I'll buy it OVERNIGHT SHIPPING on amazon
edit: thrice