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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Has anyone ever been disappointed by a Uwe Boll movie?
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I rented Alone in the Dark, not realizing Uwe's scabby, necrotic hand had been involved in the film. When I realized it was a Boll movie, I smited my forehead, but then realized it might stil be worth it as a so-bad-it's-good movie like House of the Dead. It wasn't. Oh God, it wasn't.
By the way, for any people who played the computer game as well, here's a list of things that the movie has in common with the game:
-The title.
-The name of the main character.
That's it. That's all.
From there, it goes on to be two hours of shitty acting (even though Boll managed to get semi-big name actors to sign on) and meandering, pointless plot. Nothing at all redeeming about the movie, it just flat out sucked. That's a phrase that's sort of lost its meaning over the years, but I say again: this movie SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.