[Fat Ugly Drunk]

Holy shit, new guy.

Name- Mark

Age - 21

Job - Got the sack in January, so I am a currently self-employed alcoholic.

Where you at? - Burnley, Lancashire, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, the Milky Way, the Universe
Incidentally if there are any other Brits on here or anyone who for some bizzare reason knows these things, yes, Burnley is the shithole where we had those race riots a few years back. I still don't know that much about them because I was in bed at the time.

Why did you start posting? - I have no idea, but I've been reading I-Mockery for years now and thought "why the hell not?", so here I am.

How long have you been on the board - Five minutes, I guess.

Hobbies - Drinking, smoking, music, shouting, a couple of thousand nerdy activities, etc

Fav. music/band - Too much to name, I have a very wide range of taste, I'd like to say it's because I want to have an open mind and look knowledgeable but it's more than likely that I just want to look a smug dickhead. I'm a metalhead at heart, though, so that's as good a description as any.


Fav. book - Anything by Terry Pratchett.

Fav. movie - (Insert Monty Python movie or Terry Gilliam movie here)

Who do you dislike the most on this board - Well I don't know anyone on here, so I'll have to say myself. The shit.

Is there anything else about you we should know? - I'm gay. Shock.