[Fat Ugly Drunk]

I once had a dream that I had a really bad headache and a beard.
Being one of those guys whose attempts to grow facial hair end up being totally pitiful, it was soul destroying when I woke up to discover that, while I did have a motherfucker of a headache, I hadn't grown a beard.

Oh, and the other night I dreamt that while in the studio audience during an episode of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson somehow accidentally caused the whole place to flood, and Rocky saved Drago from drowning and hugged him.


Am I the only person in the world who dreams about eating their own teeth?


...for my third post on this forum I'm making a very shitty impression of myself.