[Kitsa]

The ones I think are really obnoxious are the girls who think their parties are SO important to the rest of the world that all the other kids are clamoring for invitations. They have "extra" invites and make kids do stupid stunts to get them (have a dance contest, jump in the ocean and retrieve them, etc). The tragic thing is that some poor schmucks actually do it and act like they just won the lottery. It's pathetic.

In my elementary school there was this uber-bitch named Wendy who would send her minions around the playground telling girls they were pretty and Wendy wanted them to hang out with her. The girls would show up, Wendy would browse them like a selection of inferior merchandise, make a "shoo-shoo" motion with her hands and say "Go away."

I get Wendy flashbacks when I see these girls do that.

Not to mention, every girl seems to feel the need to go apeshit over people who might be crashing HER party. She squawks and flaps at the hired bouncers, "I didn't invite them, I didn't invite them, this is MY PARTY, get them out!"

Now, this girl is having a party in excess of, say, $250,000 thrown for her, plus a new humvee or whatever, and all she's worried about is someone from a lower caste getting too near her aura of privilege and glory? I mean, what the hell kind of begrudger bitch is she? I'd just let them party or whatever, who cares. Like anyone is going to notice.