[Kitsa]

I guess Hogan Knows Best is technically overentitled Florida folk, not California (even though he was referring to himself as "Hollywood Hogan" and wore ridiculous painted-on stubble for a while). I actually found professional wrestling hysterical when I was younger and watched it often (I thought Miss Elizabeth in the prom dress with the perpetual damsel-in-distress thing was great). That's the only reason I gave Hogan Knows Best a chance.

But no, more lolling around the palatial estate, whining and plotting and working to advance the daughter's singing career. The whole thing was a blatant move to advance the daughter, who is trying to break into a genre that (in my opinion) she's not really suited for, physically or vocally. And then the son, with all his cars, and him getting in trouble with no appreciation of the whole "obey the law" concept...well, it was just more of the same, really.

Have you noticed that anyone over 35 on any of these shows (usually the "mom") seems to have a closetful of terrycloth jogging suits and dangle earrings? It's like the uniform or something.

And I swear Bruce Jenner is wearing makeup on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.